Only because recent Superman adaptations have been made by people who don’t get Superman. OverlySarcasticProductions has a great video called Satirizing Superman where they go into what makes Superman so great.

I could hear Arin Hanson saying this in my head

microplastics are stored in the balls

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

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