first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in

cool. I guess I’m effectively vegan now so maybe I’ll find some good recipes on here