Florida? Been here most of my life and I just assume they’re in any body of water. They’re that common.

I ran into this as well and honestly just can’t believe it. Like, this is something my grandparent would think might happen and I’d laugh at how silly it is. Yet here we are.

Reporter: To sum up, this expert representing the major Meteorological associations says it is currently raining. And this expert from the “Crack Pot Society” says it isn’t. I have a window right next to me and…both sides make good points so you’ll have to decide for yourself.

I’ve seen a few of these lately and it really is the best use so far. Bravo OP.

Oh it’ll happen. It’ll just be boring as shit.

EDIT: And cringe. Soooooo cringe.

The first part of your username had me thinking you were wrong, but the last part checks out.

No

I propose that we replace the phrase “hoisted by your own pitard” with “sunk by your own submarine.” Feels more modern and less like my wife will laugh at me whenever I say it.