made an awkward gesture forgot he wasn’t supposed to do the Nazi salute in public in a moment of enthusiasm…
FTFY

Reverse osmosis system under the sink. I’ve got a whoe house water softener, too, but it’s almost 30 years old and needs replaced. I’m on well water, and while it’s safe to drink, it has high manganese and calcium content. The calcium will gunk up my electric kettle pretty quickly, but as long as I fill it from the filter faucet it stays pristine.

I could never order the 10-inch Meat Feast without cracking up.

My cat’s claws will curl around until they are starting to dig into her toe pads.

I got upgraded from my usual generic Mercedes C-Class rental car to a BMW 5-Series on one of my trips to Germany. I instantly felt 10% more assholish as soon as I got into it. I even managed to get a speeding ticket within the first 10km or so - camera caught me going 8km/h over the limit in a construction zone, I think on the A67. The fine was only something like €20.
I usually make a conscious effort to not drive like an asshole, especially when I’m traveling, although for some countires driving like an asshole is mandatory.