More like Toyota Needsacab

Just sit in the seat next to their feet and put your bare feet in their lap.

Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches

They have evidently learned that giving it to the nations that are richest and most ethically dubiously results in the best kickbacks.

Then if you have 10 years experience and apply for that job, you will also be denied for unrealistic salary expectations

Automation comes for us all

Wait, you can fit your airfryer fully inside your microwave?

TIL Russia is co-dependant with Russia

Go on, give 'em a world cup

You can find the same news on RT. I didn’t realise they had defected.

Well today is 22nd November, so 322 days.

That sir, is communism. And we all learned from 80s action movies that communism is bad.

I too have wondered about a recent disturbance in the Squid.

I didn’t realise McDonald’s and Starbucks were also selling guns now

JD’s “Facts of life” such as: man shall not lay with man, but may be attracted to a couch.

Well in that case I can see it is simply a scheme to support Ukraine by proxy through Israel and everyone should approve

Oh well that’s ok then, as long as they are only funnelling money to the aggressor in an active war.

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.

Is the joke that I have to accept all tracking permissions or pay the Daily Mail for access to the article?

A crime has happened somewhere. Quick, call the CEO of an exploitative cost cutting company!

CEOs to the rescue again. Our heroes.