To be honest I’m more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

Are you sure you remember it right? The time of 386 was years and years before Windows 98 or even 95. More likely it will have been running something like DOS+Windows 3.0/3.1(1) maybe? At least that’s what my 386 was running. 95/98 were Pentium era operating systems.

Why the would the FBI have anything to to with protests in France? FBI has no business doing anything in France. France is in no way under U.S. jurisdiction.