Yeah. Uh huh. More like Spez saw the drop in site traffic and shit his pants.

Unfortunately true. Someone really should throw Elon a Mario party. With steel toes.

The company isn’t involved. I’m looking for other users all complaining about X service being down.

It may be. But twitter gives immediate no questions asked results.

I could. But my system works.

Unreliable. Bad UI.

I keep it to quickly check service outages.

Xbox, crunchy, Netflix, etc down? Check Twitter. If a bunch of people are talking about it. It’s down. If not then it’s probably a local thing with my ISP.

I’d imagine Jeremy Clarkson might have said this on old top gear before he outed himself as a massive asshole.

I am a big fan of the Iver Johnson Owlhead Anti-fascist application device.

Wish I owned one.

Edit - Hell everything Iver Johnson made was cool as hell.

Yep. Sure is. Hopefully that makes my blonde moment quota for a few days.

I don’t mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don’t. We’re a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

I have no doubt Spez will be thrilled to help further enshitify reddit.

That’s an optimistic timeline.

At the current pace I’ll give it till June.

Man look at Kissinger and the Bush Family.

If you’ve got a high enough body count you just live forever.

Torrent+ is seriously a great streaming service. Great selection. Affordable prices.

It’s just the best.

Bird flu will definitely do that.

/signed

So Spez can sell them out.

You mean bots? Cuz it’s all bots.

It will actually.

In its current form the dems are a center-right republican-lite party. They serve the same oligarchs the Rs do.

You see that in the policies they push and support. Or rather, the lack of policies. They don’t do anything constructive that would actually help people unless it’s a PR stunt when they need a little boost. And even then they lash it down with narrow scope and means testing.

They are supposed to be the opposition. As in oppose. But they don’t. They refuse to. And they actively work to keep people who want to work for the good of the people out of positions of influence. If the dems wanted to, they would never lose an election again. But they don’t want to.

Do you know why we have term limits? It’s because the populist policy and social programs instituted by FDR made him so popular he was elected to 3 terms as president. Minimum wage, labor laws, social security, etc.