People say they want memes like we used to have back, only to flip out when a late 2000s/early 2010s style gmod thing blows up.

I’ve heard it actually doesnt taste bad. I’d be unsettled by where it came from though.

…like lumber doesnt take far more effort per harvest, as well as take longer to grow?

And I was 1

Hemp is very versatile and can be used to make similar paper products while growing at a much faster rate, which potentially makes it a good replacement. The association with marijuana is part of what prevented it from catching on though.

What horse drug are centrists taking?

All Tomorrows mantelopes after slowly losing their sapience with each generation.

Maybe we were destined to meet?

When I was four I had to do some sleep study thing due to obstructive sleep apnea, and ironically all that equipment they had me hooked up to only made it difficult for me to fall asleep despite that being the entire point of my stay.

I still remember the feel of those wires up my fucking nose all these years later.