Those would be clogged up in a few days. And I’m not even talking about shit, but limescale buildup. We have super hard water here.

Most people are idiots. You cannot change my mind.

If you buy garbage products you get garbage products. That’s on you.

They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.

I just like to be the little spoon

Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.

They got to you. It’s too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.

I wasn’t going to, but now I’m getting them out of spite

Bullies 4 life

Your weakness disgusts me

All the memes use baked beans though. More expensive and with a truckload of sugar in the sauce. IMHO the most inferior way to eat beans.

What does the rest of the world do then? Cook twice or thrice a day? That’s just silly.

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee

Can’t even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?

I’m in a lot of shampain

Exactly. Everybody should be taught to leave me the fuck alone.

No, but I am.

Damn they retconned the bible? Just drop The Bible 2 SMH my head

I think it might have been dissatisfaction of his troops that lead to the coup. He knew it would not work out, so he tried to bail out quickly. He should have probably just left the country never to return.

Better sleep with your eyes open tonight