I’ll protect them with my life, as they tear it away from me.

Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one thinking this.

I regret being literate…

You forgot to mention that Lemmy has cookies. Reddit only has stale, decade-old bread.