It was all training for the water wars. No one can fill a jug with water as fast as Spez. He uses ballet techniques and shit. Then he jumps on his trusty motorcycle and outruns the tsunami while mentally planning how to subjugate the slaves.

Careful how you speak to Spez, my friend. He plans on being a slave leader in the aftertimes when society collapses, and you will NOT be invited to live on his very fine plantation.

(Yes, he really did say this.)

Fake populist with no real policy and only empty slogans and memes promises to fix the economy. We’ve never seen this before.

You should go outside and touch your ass.

Not only will trump be gone soon but so will his voting base. The oldest Boomers are 77. Life expectancy in the US is 78. Over the next decade they are going to start dying off in massive numbers, and the Repub’s voting base is majority over 50 years old. In 10 years the shift will be enough that Repubs will struggle in states they currently win easily.