I thought it was roads made for self driving cars

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

I’ve never met a wall that has told me they don’t like IPAs

As a person who likes IPAs and one of the things in the corner this meme is silly.

7 months, crawling and standing they can’t be left alone for more than a few seconds or they will pull themselves up and fall.

Nope, no tv, no phone, no tablet

I do have a young child, and where does op state they are a single parent. Yes throwing screens in front of kids is the easiest way for you to ignore them and do what you have to do, but it’s not recommended and it’s bad for their development.

Your poor kid

Well maybe don’t post about how your kid crys when they can’t watch TV. And maybe you should have solicited advice from your pediatrician.

Have you tried reading to your kid instead

The Israeli government is fucking up bad, and I feel horrible for the citizens of Gaza, but turning around and doing the same things to Israel isn’t right either.

This was my fb post when the election was called in 2016

I like my landlord but the only tip I’d give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.