Definitely a Facebook kind of guy

All going according to plan for these fuckers

Network bandwidth rarely approaches 25gb/s in residential applications, it’s unlikely that you will bottleneck at the Ethernet with its current capabilities.

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?