No wonder, shit’s on fire a lot these days.

Literally unusable!

To be fair, he couldn’t have used the app since he was recording the incident for social media clout. So much more important.

Ah damn, you are correct.

Someone just watched Back To The Future II.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

To… test dildos on animals?

I will now every time I see an article about people this old, post this article: https://theconversation.com/the-data-on-extreme-human-ageing-is-rotten-from-the-inside-out-ig-nobel-winner-saul-justin-newman-239023

Regions where people most often reach 100-110 years old are the ones where there’s the most pressure to commit pension fraud, and they also have the worst records.

A simple AWOOOGA! would have been sufficient.

Well. She can be gay too.