Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

You’ve forgotten the sauce and haven’t toasted the bread, 4/10

It would probably taste alright and is reasonably nutritious, but it’s not right.

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

I lost pretty quickly on my first attempt, but I’m feeling confident about my second run! I’d let you know how it gets on, but…

I’ll believe it when they execute one

If they’re stealing it from people, I think I’d do something. But corporations aren’t people.

The bot compresses an article about how AI are good at compression… how deep does this go?

Malk

Are the 300 deaths and 21800 fires not enough? People absolutely do burn themselves to death with space heaters. Source: https://www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/News-Releases/2002/CPSC-Offers-Tips-to-Prevent-Home-Fires-Caused-by-Space-Heaters-Devices-Associated-with-21800-Fires-and-300-Deaths-Annually

I thought Chuck Norris was supposed to be all powerful? Why would he be transphobic, that’s pretty insecure? He shouldn’t feel threatened by any identities.

But you are saying something - the subtext could be “and we can’t change it”. It’s a way of acknowledging the situation without wanting to waste further time on it.

… mini fleshlight pasta?

Yep, doubt there’s another Jeph Jacques drawing comics. Still going, a little more off the wall with the robots than before, but interesting stories and butt jokes.

It’s pretty close. And well deserved, the metacommentary is truly a visionary tour de force.

So only 18x as fast then, positively glacial!

I wanted to try to properly prove that it didn’t work for y!=9, but I think you covered the edge cases - X=0 or unbounded. Well done!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?

The colour looks more like biscoff, or dulce di leche.