This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no foolin’ around.

I’ll line up to give you a high five on that! It’s a damn good feeling to hit that milestone. Great job!

The point isn’t to cover it up (well). It’s a warning to others who might question those in power.

What this particular Vlad did to earn a defenestration - I have no idea. But no one else will try it anytime soon if they’re also susceptible to gravity-accelerated blunt force trauma.

Almost every TV is a perfectly good dumb TV when it doesn’t know your wifi password.