Were you scrubbing an mfin cheese grater with it? I have not had this problem

Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

Personally, red wine gives me a headache and coffee makes me anxious. So I don’t care what these inconclusive studies say (positive or negative), for me personally both are bad (though I still do drink coffee). I think people should ignore these inconclusive studies and do self-experiments instead, until we have better data. Most people have a baseline level of being hyper-caffeinated and can’t imagine life without it. Life could be better or it could be worse, but people don’t care to experiment.

Their username is also hilarious

FARTYSHARTBLAST

a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D