Donnie Darkroast

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

That’s what I thought. Like a nod to Sleeper.

He’s looking very corgulent today.

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

That’s one whisper you shouldn’t be careless with.

I was watching one about how aircraft components are attached. It’s riveting.

Ngl, I kinda want one. I’d never use it, but just showing it to visitors woud be fun.