Oh hey, the pill is the same color as the one I take for my ADHD

wow… very tone-deaf of him. I guess you don’t become the pope from learning to read the room…

kind of fucked

white person SPOTTED

A person because you can reason with him. Maybe he’s cool when you get to know him. You can’t get to know 1000 roaches because there are so many of them and they have no brains

hell yeah bitches.

Can’t believe that people are spreading the left-handed agenda on this apolitical shitposting sub. A hundred years ago, everyone was right-handed. But these days, the sinister left-handeds are forcing their unnatural left-handed ideology onto our children! Disgusting!

sent from my samsung smart fridge

Does this mean I should start wearing a mask again?

See, this shit is what happens when you try to use a Large Language Model for anything other than language-related shit. What you’d need for this is an AI that has data about different ingredients and their flavors, knowledge of which flavors go together and which ones don’t, etc.

But of course, that would be too much effort to put into a supermarket app for a company that just wants to piggyback off of a new trend.

It’s funny because the article is about you!

Bitches will just refer to anything they personally dislike as “decadent” and refuse to elaborate huh

Just download Firefox, install UBlock Origin, and disable JavaScript.

my mom has one of those

Heads up, Hitler’s mom died of breast cancer when he was young. If you’re going to seduce her, you should be emotionally prepared for the consequences.

because the website is designed for ordering pizza, not for sucking.

la creatura

I’m 19 and I have it already.

📸🤨 how do you milk a lizard? where does it come from?

Lewd, rebellious and baby-killing men are all right to enter the kingdom of heaven, I suppose.