It’s fascinating to me that nobody has yet responded to one of these with:

Luigi, once again delivering us from ghosts and ghouls living in mansions!

So is that the “Zange”? Because you need to go from the things you are holding (the information, in “German”) to the hinge (the literal English translation) and back down again (actual German translation) to understand (aka grasp it)‽

No no! They were talking about the police chili last night! That was some serious ass-suicide this morning …

And I will continue to demand it should! But yeah, sadly it’s not…

Also the way worse option of we had work often comes into play from people who lived in the Soviet Union and now have a stable job: everybody had to work or you were homeless/starved! Nobody could slouch off of my hard earned tax money and live a comfy life!

Which is like, what? The bare minimum socialism a country could have aka “if you are out of work (hopefully temporarily but we’ll see) we are at least not letting you starve completely/immediately” is somehow too much now‽

Except a kid like that automatically has a free pass for eternally being pissed about their father and their father before them not also having had that name so they could be "… the third’!

Not quite, for Java you still need the Factory part at the end!

Wait which part? (Also don’t get too explicit because NSFW and also that’ll kill the fun)

Cause I can’t currently imagine which part exactly you say is kinda like sand… (Granted in a bag)

Except even the best specialty coffee I had (and trust me I had some good ones because a friend of mine went down that same rabbit hole you probably went down and wanted me to try) still had way too many acids in it which meant it tasted great until it again turned my entire mouth to ash and grey bitterness…

So in other words the “primary” taste/body of coffee can get really great, but it’s still not worth the bitterness after.