steve228uk

I have been laughing at this for a good few minutes and I know I’m going to remember tomorrow and laugh again.

This would still be a better name for Twitter than X

Kbin should have prioritised their API rather than adding microblogging to a platform that didn’t need it.

My ex was so dead against us getting a dishwasher because he didn’t want to have to plumb it into a house we didn’t own and our landlord wasn’t interested in helping us out.

A month after he moved out, I bought one and it absolutely did change my life.

I also managed to flood my kitchen in the process 🙈

You can’t talk about Iron Giant like that 😭

Boil spaghetti in a small amount of water in a frying pan. You won’t need to push the pasta down and you’ll have lovely starchy water to finish off your sauce — perfect for something like a carbonara!