looks dead

That bridge needs more 11’8"

You described Lorena Bobbitt more or less. Ashli Babbitt was a Jan 6 rioter (at the u.s. capitol) shot by police.

Fuck this timeline.

Could be one and not the other. Could be after you die you become a happy sentient green baby poo only to get wiped away. Could be good things after tho

Cavalry is horse mounted soldiers. Calvary is some bible thing.

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

nope no bad experiences over here. i’m familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don’t want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it’s Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

it’s water. what do you think is “using it well”? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

Water destroys. Sometimes very quickly, sometimes very slowly. You make such brash statements at your own peril. Poseidon cometh, bitch.

I am fairly certain math and time are well understood concepts in non- English speaking cultures

“Stone buildings burn to the fucking ground, Eddie” - Alex Jones, via knowledge fight. They don’t like Alex much, but that was an epic quote

My buddy had two identical of these, or it might have been a previous generation, just some old school ass Toyota vans, but he had them both going and heavily modified. Until he set up one with the intakes and exhaust way up high and everything supposedly waterproofed and then drove it straight into the Salton Sea, notoriously saltier than ocean water. So then he had one van.

Since y’all are posting old vans, I suggest the 80s and 90s Chevy g20, converted to a half-camper somewhere in Canada.

I was thinking I should move to a bigger city to get better access to transportation. No?

You are silly

I mean, fuck Putin, but don’t delude yourself that this will get easier

Mess around! Mess around! Putin’s head is a footie ball! Mess around!