key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: has your doctor ordered you to have a plant based diet for your health? Good news! Oreos are vegan and can be purchased in bulk to save money!message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: has your doctor ordered you to have a plant based diet for your health? Good news! Oreos are vegan and can be purchased in bulk to save money!key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT It's Friday! Remember to Fry your enemies today!message-square1fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareSLPT It's Friday! Remember to Fry your enemies today!key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1imageSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · edit-21 year agoSLPT: Use an old lightbulb as a thrifty option to fill the void left by broken drinkware.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Use an old lightbulb as a thrifty option to fill the void left by broken drinkware.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 6 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down14
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square10fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT Unable to buy the fun fireworks in your state? Make your own by attaching a cardboard tube full of glitter, minerals, and gunpowder to a model rocket.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Unable to buy the fun fireworks in your state? Make your own by attaching a cardboard tube full of glitter, minerals, and gunpowder to a model rocket.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT Augment your country's military with massive private military companies. You can arm and train them even better than your regular army because their loyalty is unswayable.message-square3fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Augment your country's military with massive private military companies. You can arm and train them even better than your regular army because their loyalty is unswayable.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · edit-21 year agoSLPT Have a flathead screw but only a phillips screwdriver? Bypass the incompatability by using superglue to attach the screwdriver! In no time you'll be able to turn off the screw.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Have a flathead screw but only a phillips screwdriver? Bypass the incompatability by using superglue to attach the screwdriver! In no time you'll be able to turn off the screw.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Make cleaning your bathroom a breeze by pissing and showering in your yard.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Make cleaning your bathroom a breeze by pissing and showering in your yard.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT Mortgage too expensive? Build an ugly wall around your house. Then charge your neighbors rent for the right to look at your house. The more they pay, the more fence you remove!message-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Mortgage too expensive? Build an ugly wall around your house. Then charge your neighbors rent for the right to look at your house. The more they pay, the more fence you remove!key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT only a week left in the month, make sure you collect as many June Bugs as possible before they all die on July 1st! They make delicious tea.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT only a week left in the month, make sure you collect as many June Bugs as possible before they all die on July 1st! They make delicious tea.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year ago<SLPT> You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your carmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down11
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-square<SLPT> You can know which side of the gas pump to use by looking at the side of your carkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Sign up to Threads for all the hot new tips on knitting and crochet!message-square-1fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Sign up to Threads for all the hot new tips on knitting and crochet!key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square-1fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Remember to do that thing before it's too late!plus-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down11
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Remember to do that thing before it's too late!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT save gas on long highway trips with a rope going from your front bumper to a grappling hook. Semitrucks have latches on their rear and won't notice the added weight of your car.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareSLPT save gas on long highway trips with a rope going from your front bumper to a grappling hook. Semitrucks have latches on their rear and won't notice the added weight of your car.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Use too much paint thinner? Use a thickener such as cornstarch to counteract the thinning. The reverse approach can be used if you add too much cornstarch to your gravy.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Use too much paint thinner? Use a thickener such as cornstarch to counteract the thinning. The reverse approach can be used if you add too much cornstarch to your gravy.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.message-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight.key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down10
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square0fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down12
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Taxi driver too slow? Simply throw them out of the car and drive yourself instead.plus-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Taxi driver too slow? Simply throw them out of the car and drive yourself instead.plus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink