Snerk. What a freaking time to be alive. The dirty chef became oligarch, became involved in subverting other elections, starts pmc, then boom.

I can’t believe the Chechens are going to Rostov, to what fight for Putin. Just crazy.

Capitalise the nations army. Having the military as a branch of government is socialism. People like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk would be far better generals than Patton or MacArthur ever were.

Alternately, you could just kidnap random civilians and force them to fight in the army. What could possibly go wrong?