kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEOmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down111
arrow-up1256arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEOkriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 days agoFSLPT: A staggering variety of everyday objects can be used as a weapon if you are sufficiently motivated and/or pissed off. I am certain, for instance, that I could do someone quite a mischief if I whacked them with my ThinkPad.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoHell, I could probably break someone’s skull with my brick phone while using strobe mode on the flashlight to disorientate the other party.
minus-squareRisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoBluetooth speakers have some weight, and it has a string to swing it for more force. It’d probably crack a skull with a hard enough swing.
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI was thinking about this when I carried my ThinkPad around ‘i could totally fuck someone up with this laptop’
FSLPT: A staggering variety of everyday objects can be used as a weapon if you are sufficiently motivated and/or pissed off.
I am certain, for instance, that I could do someone quite a mischief if I whacked them with my ThinkPad.
Hell, I could probably break someone’s skull with my brick phone while using strobe mode on the flashlight to disorientate the other party.
Bluetooth speakers have some weight, and it has a string to swing it for more force. It’d probably crack a skull with a hard enough swing.
I was thinking about this when I carried my ThinkPad around
‘i could totally fuck someone up with this laptop’