Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow do you cook an alligator?message-square5fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareHow do you cook an alligator?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGombeenSysadmin@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoThey’re to big to fit properly in a croc-pot but you can get good results if you clamp the lid down with an alligator clip.
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoGoes great with a warm glass of Gatorade
minus-squareP34C0CK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoWhile I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
minus-squareBonehead@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoReminds me of those days in grade school when you’re playing really hard and sweating like there’s no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.
They’re to big to fit properly in a croc-pot but you can get good results if you clamp the lid down with an alligator clip.
Goes great with a warm glass of Gatorade
While I appreciate the pun, the thought of warm Gatorade made my stomach turn 🤢
Reminds me of those days in grade school when you’re playing really hard and sweating like there’s no tomorrow, then reach for that nice cold Gatorade that you forgot was sitting on top of asphalt in full sun for the last 30 minutes.
Seems to be a scale problem