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minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year agoWhen you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.
minus-squareOyenFuton@monyet.cclinkfedilinkaragonésarrow-up7·edit-21 year agoThat being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss. My denial is probably acting up again Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNot to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-21 year agoThat’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGround isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.
When you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.
That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.
My denial is probably acting up again
Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me
Not to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues
That’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.
Sure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏
Ground isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.