When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me