Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoBobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down117
arrow-up1590arrow-down1external-linkBobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareverysoft@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoThat’s the secret to living long, just don’t go grey.
minus-squareeric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHair dye is the fountain of youth.
minus-squareDagonPie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIm not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year ago(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)
minus-squareJustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThere’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
minus-squareroguetrick@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoWhere do you get your gluten free horses?
minus-squarenezbyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoEtsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
That’s the secret to living long, just don’t go grey.
Ima try that.
Hair dye is the fountain of youth.
Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i
(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)
There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
Where do you get your gluten free horses?
Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.
At least you have hair