The data showed an increase in hospital admissions of children due to diseases including bacterial infection, RSV, influenza and common cold viruses since October.
Leading scientists said the situation warranted close monitoring, but were not convinced the spike signalled the start of a new global outbreak.
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The standard wording of the alert echoed the first-ever notice about what would become COVID-19, sent on December 30, 2019: “Undiagnosed pneumonia — China (Hubei).”
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If you’re not wiping at all, even once at the end, that’s disgusting. A bidet isn’t sufficient by itself
Um, wrong. Also, I usually go through two cycles. It’s a multi-angle, moving sprayer that can be repositioned as it washes. After three years with it, the only times I’ve needed paper were when I was ill.
So you don’t dry yourself after using a bidet?
2023 - still doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells. LOL
Maybe they have the poopy towel