“Police said the spoiled doughnuts were “destroyed.”” Quote ‘destroyed’, umm hmm.
" Krispy Kreme reported the incident to the police and reassured customers then that it was “working to replace the 10,000 stolen doughnuts,” the BBC reported." Now New South Wales has to consume 2X the donuts just to catch up, cant have corporate taking the loss. Diabetes incoming.
“In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.” Yay Bears!!
I remember when this first was reported, and I wondered what the plan was; I mean what do you do with 10K donuts.
“Police said the spoiled doughnuts were “destroyed.”” Quote ‘destroyed’, umm hmm.
" Krispy Kreme reported the incident to the police and reassured customers then that it was “working to replace the 10,000 stolen doughnuts,” the BBC reported." Now New South Wales has to consume 2X the donuts just to catch up, cant have corporate taking the loss. Diabetes incoming.
“In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.” Yay Bears!!
I remember when this first was reported, and I wondered what the plan was; I mean what do you do with 10K donuts.
“I mean what do you do with 10k donuts”
If you have to ask, then you haven’t been paying attention.
Do… do you fuck them?
When there’s 10k, not alone.
Not with that attitude