Things like “Fiat stands for “Fix It Again Tony”” etc.

  • macrocarpa@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Lol that was lada where I’m from

    What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow

    What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can

    What’s the difference between a lada

    There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.

    How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.

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      11 months ago

      You forgot one:

      Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”