A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.
A raccoon was behind the massive power outage that knocked out electricity to some 7,000 customers in downtown Toronto for hours Thursday night.
Fucking gold
What do you expect, equipment that can endure contact from a raccoon!?
Nah, we’ll only splurge for that when the equipment serves at least eight thousand customers. Seven thousand is just not enough to justify it.
The raccoon’s condition is currently
unknowncharcoal and meatspray.I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. 'E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
No, no, 'e’s uh,…he’s resting
Look, my lad, I know a dead
parrotraccoon when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable
birdmamal, theNorwegian BlueCanadian Trash Panda, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!The plumage don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.
Nononono, no, no! 'E’s resting!
All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up!