A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    A calzone doesn’t have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.

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      11 months ago

      Says who?!

      You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.

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        11 months ago

        This looks like it has sauce ON it. Like a calzone.

        If it is the same as a calzone, but has sauce IN it, then its not a calzone, its a stromboli.

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            11 months ago

            A great combination, but if the red sauce was inside the calzone, that means you’ve never had a calzone. You have had strombolis.

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                11 months ago

                I live in the US.

                I have had Calzones in the US. I have had Strombolis in the US.

                I have made Calzones myself. I have made Strombolis myself.

                I will say though, when someone serves me a Stromboli and calls it a Calzone, it is almost always a shit Stromboli.

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            11 months ago

            My “from scratch” cooking journey started with hand mixed pizza dough, whole milk transmuted into ricotta, fresh veg… store bought mozzarella and a marinara made from canned tomatoes and dried seasonings.

            Made calzones/strombolis once a week for months.

            Highly recommend it.

            High levels of “from scratch” pride, overall simple, super interesting and educating, and mid-low difficulty level, once you have a pizza stone and know how to use corn meal correctly.