SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-square26fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down110
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down9·10 months agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down2·10 months agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoLol that would be really something
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something