I hate it.

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    10 months ago

    PREACH

    Would you like some slime on your sandwich

    No I wouldn’t thanks tho

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      10 months ago

      Wait so you don’t like any condiment on your sandwich? They’re all slime.

      Mayo just adds a particular texture. High protein and a little bit greasy which is great for certain foods.

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        10 months ago

        Incorrect. The ones that are paste, I like fine. Jam or mustard or hot sauce, fine. Those are all human consumable texture and flavor combinations. The “let’s put on this food some egg+vaseline mixture that someone left in the sun” experience of mayonnaise is one I can skip though.

        I also strongly dislike the texture of bananas going all mushy while I’m “chewing” them, to the point that I don’t eat them, so maybe it’s just a me issue. That is my feeling though.