Edit: LOL love the responses. You ain’t wrong…
Edit2: I posted this for giggles and have enjoyed it immensely. Thanks for the “parenting advice” (rolls eyes). My daughter is a shit show, but I wouldn’t trade her in for anything. She has three daughters, one of which is exactly like her and the two others are not. So…
My adult step-kid can’t even think to put something in the dishwasher without being asked, so it could be worse?
Have you considered sitting down with them and savagely beating them?
There are fresh young adult organs to harvest, why would I risk bruising them?
That is why you only hit them with an orange in a tubesock on the back and thighs, won’t damage those organs and will show them who is boss; plus you can juice that behavior correction citrus and get some vitamin c after.