How is this the single most important thing for the house to deal with right now?

Like is TikTok turning the migrant crisis at the border into gay trans athletes trying to steal the election (but only the presidency, not the house/senate) and destroy Christian families?

It sure seems like the message from Mike Johnson is “nothing is really wrong, so we just hate the app with the silly videos”.

There are fresh young adult organs to harvest, why would I risk bruising them?

My adult step-kid can’t even think to put something in the dishwasher without being asked, so it could be worse?

One possibility: https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/remotely-access-intel-amt-kvm-linux-desktop/

HP docs here: http://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c03883429.pdf

You might also want to bump up logging and try to identify what all is causing that unresponsiveness in the first place. It could be something that pam_limits could solve.