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minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 months agoI don’t know whether to hurt myself or you. Well done. Top tier.
minus-squareslevinkelevra@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-210 months agoCould you please explain the joke to a non native English speaker?
minus-squareWalrusByte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoReplace “weekend” with “weakened” and it should make sense. It’s a play on words since normally you would say you have a weakened immune system if you get sick a lot, but since they’re only well on weekends, it’s a weekend immune system.
minus-squareTheCheddarCheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoim a native and i didnt get it either i think i might be stupid
minus-squareTJDetweiler@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months agoIf you’re prone to getting sick, you’d have a weakened immune system. If you’re prone to getting sick on week days only, you have a weekend (end of the work week) immune system
I don’t know whether to hurt myself or you.
Well done. Top tier.
Could you please explain the joke to a non native English speaker?
Replace “weekend” with “weakened” and it should make sense. It’s a play on words since normally you would say you have a weakened immune system if you get sick a lot, but since they’re only well on weekends, it’s a weekend immune system.
im a native and i didnt get it either
i think i might be stupid
Ah, thanks!
If you’re prone to getting sick, you’d have a weakened immune system.
If you’re prone to getting sick on week days only, you have a weekend (end of the work week) immune system
Thank you!