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minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down4·9 months agoTry this one at a party: Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?” Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
minus-squarePringles@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·edit-29 months agoOrk ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoWith a spoon. Honestly, these aren’t jokes
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·9 months agoI drink from the bowl.
Try this one at a party:
Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?”
Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
What’s the joke?
Ork ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
With a spoon. Honestly, these aren’t jokes
I drink from the bowl.
What’s the answer?
89?