- Putin’s inner circle isn’t buying his claim that Kyiv is connected to the Moscow terror attack, Bloomberg reported.
- Putin continues to say that Ukraine had a role in the attack, which was claimed by ISIS-K.
- He thinks that pushing the theory is beneficial for galvanizing support for his war, per Bloomberg.
Many Kremlin insiders disagree with President Vladimir Putin’s claims that Ukraine may be connected to last Friday’s terror attack in Moscow, Bloomberg reported.
Oh no, Ukraine pooped my pants while I was wearing them!
Before or after they made your pee pee smol like pinky finger Mr. President?
Meanwhile :-(
There are people who say Vladimir Putin fell down a set of stairs and shit himself. I don’t know if Vladimir Putin fell down a set of stairs and soiled himself. What I do know is that the Kremlin press office explicitly denied that Vladimir Putin fell down a set of stairs and soiled himself. Obviously, it wouldn’t be the first time the Kremlin lies about something, but that doesn’t mean it is true that Vladimir Putin fell down a set of stairs and shit himself. It is also possible that it is not true that Vladimir Putin fell down a set of stairs and shit himself.
Missing the chance to conjugate that verb, shat is a very funny word.