• Traegert@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.

      • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.

        Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.

        • meseek #2982@lemmy.ca
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          8 months ago

          Bro got recruited by the military. Kinda says a lot about his “intelligence.”

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            8 months ago

            I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.

            Love a good old fashioned OP roast though.

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              8 months ago

              This just in: “guy in the military claims they are smart”. More at eleven.

        • acetanilide@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago
          • that all high school kids (in my area) take before graduating (to give recruiters more ammo when they harass speak with the kids during gym class a few months later)