Those are “de-escalation devices”. First, you beat them with thing 1. If that doesn’t calm them down, you stun them with thing 2. If they are still not calm, you shoot them with thing 3. Repeat until America great again.
I studied all that stuff because I briefly wanted to be a cop while my brain was still forming. That all went away once I started hanging out and talking with cops.
Does he have enough shit hanging off his belt?
But it’s tactical!
It’s not like he plans to move quickly anyway. Hasn’t in a while.
that’s what the gun is for, the bullets can outrun anyone, even an unarmed child
Dun matter how pumped up your kicks are. :(
Those are “de-escalation devices”. First, you beat them with thing 1. If that doesn’t calm them down, you stun them with thing 2. If they are still not calm, you shoot them with thing 3. Repeat until America great again.
I know you’re joking but this is basically how police operate
It’s called the wheel of force!
I studied all that stuff because I briefly wanted to be a cop while my brain was still forming. That all went away once I started hanging out and talking with cops.
Satire is dead
It doesn’t help that they took the “the beatings will continue until morale improves” as a rule.
This “rule” is highly accurate for recent events in the USA.
Oh, so like a WoW player’s hotkey-bar. 👍👍
Nope. It should have his home address too.
his donut holster is empty, so no, it needs a refill