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minus-squareCafecitoHippo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前We have 3 cats. I don’t understand how my wife’s best friend does it with the amount of pets they have. They have 2 ferrets, 2 cats, and 4 dogs.
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前For us it’s feet Pet feet cannot outnumber human feet, full stop. Otherwise you lose control and are no longer in charge. It’s a working theory but so far has been accurate.
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 年前That’s a divide by zero issue. Snakes and fish don’t count against quota.
minus-squarekenbw2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前I see a couple of flaws Nobody who lives alone is allowed a pet If you have a toddler, in this rule that enables you to expand the number of pets, but I’d say a toddler adds to rather than eases the load
minus-squareGlyphicus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前A person living on their own could have any number of fish, a single bird, any number of snakes, etc.
minus-squareCafecitoHippo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前We’re at a tie right now then. 4 people and 3 cats. The theory seems to have a giant loophole for snakes and fish though.
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前More a loophole or feature. Fish are easy to take care of same with snakes. You can feed em and head out of town without worry etc. Bird has two legs. It’s not an actual rule we every invented and then followed. But more, one we ended up realizing waaaay after the fact.
minus-squareBagofbuttholes@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Does one cat only have two feet or do two cats have three? Or does one human have 4?
minus-squareCafecitoHippo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前We’re all aliens with 3 legs like ToeJam from ToeJam & Earl.
minus-squarefuckyou_m8@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前there are a few cats that have 2 feet, even less
minus-squareFreeman@lemmy.publinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Cat or dog witb back leg wheely basket counts as two legs… Or bird.
We have 3 cats. I don’t understand how my wife’s best friend does it with the amount of pets they have. They have 2 ferrets, 2 cats, and 4 dogs.
For us it’s feet
Pet feet cannot outnumber human feet, full stop. Otherwise you lose control and are no longer in charge.
It’s a working theory but so far has been accurate.
Soooo, what about pet snakes?
That’s a divide by zero issue. Snakes and fish don’t count against quota.
I see a couple of flaws
A person living on their own could have any number of fish, a single bird, any number of snakes, etc.
Drake pointing ^^
We’re at a tie right now then. 4 people and 3 cats. The theory seems to have a giant loophole for snakes and fish though.
More a loophole or feature. Fish are easy to take care of same with snakes. You can feed em and head out of town without worry etc.
Bird has two legs.
It’s not an actual rule we every invented and then followed. But more, one we ended up realizing waaaay after the fact.
Does one cat only have two feet or do two cats have three?
Or does one human have 4?
We’re all aliens with 3 legs like ToeJam from ToeJam & Earl.
there are a few cats that have 2 feet, even less
Cat or dog witb back leg wheely basket counts as two legs…
Or bird.