Can’t they afford the real stuff?

  • RandomStickman@kbin.run
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    6 months ago

    I ran out of shampoo the other day and I walked up to my SO and said “I need some of the fake poop.” pause for the punch line ramp up while staring at their confused face “Well, I’m not using any real poop. I need shampoo.”

    If the groan and eye roll can power our place we wouldn’t need to pay any bills this summer.

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      You can get one or two washes in a pinch if you put some water in the empty bottle and swirl it around.