I stopped using women’s antiperspirants because the scents would make my armpits break out in hives and it wouldn’t stop my ungodly sweat. I use some kind of old spice that’s a gel stick. Can’t remember the exact scent lol. It works great, especially for underboob sweat. The smell isn’t bad either. 10/10 would recommend for women who are super sweaty like me
I hate those manly male scents for true men™ so much. I’ve now switched to odorless deodorant which is so much more expensive but it’s worth it. And when I want to smell nice, I use a perfume.
Look at that guy! He uses the F-16 deodorant, not the SR-71 one.
I require all my deodorant to be breeze scented. Either mountain or ocean. There are no acceptable alternatives.
I’m a man and I’d much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don’t need more help to smell like fuel.
I like oats and alps. Duke cannon thick is nice too, and has names like “naval supremacy”, which is cheesy, but I don’t get too hung up on it.
Old spice is off the rails though.
Smells like jet fuel? Splendid!
I don’t mind Oldspice’s BEARGUN BEER THRASHER. Reminds me of my childhood abuse.
Cucumber scent is the shit. I’d take that over Mountain Spring any day
so the other day I saw this liquid hand soap on sale and I got one of each color. I didn’t really read the scent since I’m not picky for hand soap, but after using it I got genuinely pissed it was cucumber. I’m sorry, but that’s horrible. After washing my hands it felt I spent the last hour cutting cucumbers. Who smelled cucumbers and had the idea of making a soap out of it?
So you bought something without reading the label, then got mad about it, and it’s their fault for making a scent you don’t like? 🤣
oh absolutely, it’s their fault for making something that should not exist in the first place.
I once tried tar and sulfur soaps. Both of them were really weird in the beginning (who in their right mind smells some rotten eggs and thinks “we could make a soap out of this”?), but I got used to them after a few days and began to really like them. I should be on the lookout for them, so I can buy them again someday.
Unsented roll on, because the smells they add to make it smells good actually make you stink more towards the end of the day. The white powder ones ruin shirts and Clough pores.
Lol, rose-scented shea butter, starch and baking soda deodorant all the way baby. You apply it once a day, twice at most, it moisturizes and nourishes your skin, lasts all day, there’s no plastic and you get to laugh in the face of fragile masculinity.
Coffee & Whiskey is the goat
Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you
Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.
The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries
Durian
I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.
I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Now I really want to make Piperinol since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.
Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.
I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.
And have my dick fall off? No thanks
I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.
Your balls will go inside you
Wait, what?
I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Golden comment
I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.
I don’t get it
Throw off the shackles of Big Deodorant. Girls don’t need it since our body odor is generally much lower, and it could potentially be unhealthy for us.
Also, girl smell 🤤
Public transportation users and gym goers please ignore this person’s comment. No one wants your stank.
I go to the gym 4x/week. I just… Shower every day. 🤨
If you shave your armpits, you should look into aluminum accumulation in your breasts.
Deodorant smells gross. People smell fine. Fkn state of the world, convincing humans that smelling like a human is bad.
shark scent? eh… like, chum? pass
Hákarl deodorant