Mines is Solid Snake’s rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1
the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts
Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
I wanna know how they kept the eggs on the rock without making a mess
They don’t even look special? Like…TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2But then… would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
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I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
I would like to see the veracity of this “guarantee”
safe
Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!
Lol first honest answer of the bunch.
Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.
You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?
You need to try better ass.
Amen
Pussy is miles better; give it to us raw and wriggling. But if the girl’s an 8+, I will enthusiastically eat her arsehole as well. It’s like the hotness short-circuits the whole system. They still need to be fresh out of the shower, ideally.
Is it free range?
Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.
This has been a highly informative discussion about eating ass, and I want to thank you for your contribution.
May I suggest that the depravity of eating a stranger’s ass is a large part of what makes it such a widespread meme? A significant portion of the internet relates heavily to being a degenerate coomer, and thus memes which emphasize this aspect tend to be well-received.
As my late grandfather always said, “Eat ass till you pass”
More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
You DOG
him too.
Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
Damn
Fair
Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
You’re goddamn right
Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.
always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker
Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.
I gotta know
Hey all you people
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
Because you were the first, fam.
I don’t like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals
I don’t know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn’t matter, would try. 🙂
The same place they got a squirrel. Texas.
It’s made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties
Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.
Anything from house moving castle
*Howls Moving Castle
Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
