No Joseph, I swear ~ Jesus’ Mom
What’s with the boomer humor tier jokes?
The joke is literally wifebad. That’s 60’s newspaper novelty. People have lived whole lives and died since these jokes were new.
Really feels like bottom of the barrel r/funny stuff, the kinda stuff we really don’t need to be bringing back…
Also if your partner just died for three days I think you should get a pass at being angry and upset but maybe temporary death is more common than I thought.
Make the posts you want to see on Lemmy
-Gandhi
Yep, I’m expecting Ziggy comic strips next.
More like 1.5 total. He did "parts of 3 days " so he didn’t even parallel Jonah properly (who was explicitly 3 days, 3 nights)
Jezus didn’t have a girlfriend?
Officially: no. In reality: God fucking knows
He had 12 Disciples, all male, do with that what you will…
Well, there was Mary Magdalene…
a gang of 13 men and one woman. I think I’ve seen that movie.
He tried his best… not much his thing, apparently…
