CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn’t needn’t
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
I think they are supposed to rhyme.
I had to really laugh at “screamy dreamy”
Lenny: Edit Reddit
I will be calling bumble bees fuzzy buzzys from now on. Thanks!
All I can see is Law and Order.
Chung-Chung!
Dungie Chungie?
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed the type face.
feetie heatie actually sounds good
Although a group of hippos is a ‘bloat’, hippos don’t float. Surely a floatie bloatie is a life vest!
There is one for bra that’s close: over the shoulder boulder holder.
When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD
Lol
Blindy brighty - sun
But don’t defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?
I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.
Cats would be furry purries.
Seeing this meme always remind me that they decided to translate “walkie talkie” in French to “talkie walkie”… I mean… Why?
Movies
I’m actually ok with all of them.