After reading the list, a dog groomer beats a barber. Plus I can snap/bite?

  • bit101@lemm.ee
    5·
    1 year ago

    The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.

    … but never zero.

    • Gladaed@feddit.de
      1·
      1 year ago

      Because it is a top ten. The top most point is usually the punch line/most important. Hence you put it at the end to build Suspence.

  • quellik@lemmy.ml
    0·
    1 year ago

    I paid $600 to have my dog’s teeth deep-cleaned and definitely had a similar though to this lol

    Vets and groomers are wonderful

    • Drusas@kbin.social
      1·
      1 year ago

      My dog is going to need this before too long and our estimate was more in the range of $1,000 (large dog, needs more anesthesia, costs more). Not looking forward to it!

  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
    1·
    1 year ago

    The wife is a dog groomer… ohhhhh boy the horror stories and pictures I get on the fucking DAILY.

    BRUSH. YOUR. FUCKING. DOGS. OCCASIONALLY.

  • donut4ever@lemm.ee
    01·
    1 year ago

    Another reason not to have a dog. Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs a lot, but I just can’t have one.

  • Vespair@lemm.ee
    02·
    1 year ago

    I will never understand why people economically disadvantage themselves by spending so much money on a freaking dog. Imagine not progressing in life because you had to spend $2000+/yr on dog grooming… Fucking insanity, I swear.